Booty Faux

Let's get real girls, when it's bar close, the first thing you wanna do is roll around in bed with one of those male beings. Every woman has a booty call,it's unavoidable. Unfortunately, sometimes you get carried away with your heat of the moment,Scarlett and Rhet re-enactment that you forget that your booty call is only and solely your late night lay. How do you save yourself from a potential reality clash? It's simple,just follow these hand-me down rules.

1.No over-night stays,He's not there to cuddle you through out the night.Your sole mission is to feed your horny/drunk monster and that's it.

2. Let him know the grounds of your "friendship".

3.Booty calls are emergency only. Anything regular can end up extremely messy for you.

4. Never see him during the day/evening/before 3am. If you see him during/before these times,pretend like you just met him.

5.Why go out for drinks with him when you have self-serve bar at home(and if you don't,shame on you)