It's a late night,i've just run out of alcohol while at some A.S get together and I decide to meet a man for drinks so I can continue my night of drinking and wanna-be debauchery. I decide on which man to meet based on location and the amount of time I haven't seen him.
Quick Equation:
The closer he is to you,the less drunk high heel walking YOU need to do and the longer you haven't seen him, the more chance there is that you might get drunk enough to forget why it didn't work out between you guys in the first place.
So anyways, this man I decide to meet(let's name him Jack)is a pretty uptight fella. We meet on the closest corner in relation to where we both are. We start walking to the nearest bar/lounge and can hardly make conversation between each other. I realize the situation I have put myself in and contemplate making an excuse like "I just remembered that I have to clean my room because a priest is coming over in the morning to exorcise the ghosts out".
We get a table at the bar and at this point I have decided to start saying the most outlandish,uncomfortable things and he decides to return the favor.
To say the least, the evening ended with:
1.An argument about the bill/Him trying to pawn off a portion of the bill on to me.
2.Jack asking me if he stiffed the waitress(Yes you fucking did,but it's ok because Karma will get back at cha)
3.Him thinking that an attempt to slobber on my face would get him into my bed. I could have contemplated it possibly if he would have at least offered to walk me home.
Lesson to learn: A man without manners should NEVER EVER be allowed in your bed/life/mind etc.
Pick out the un-flattering characteristics early on so you don't have to deal with them later.
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